Please+Exaggerate

A hyperbole are another form of metaphor. Hyperbole is a very intentional and intense exaggeration. Here are some examples:

I fell right through the floor laughing! She owes me a million dollars. My mom told me a million times to clean my room.

 Use your own humorous hyperbole to complete the sentence below. Remember: Good hyperbole is such a clear exaggeration that readers know right away that you're joking.

Last night the moon was so bright that it. . . . . . . . . . . . ..